Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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