- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Don't believe in Atheists.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Women's rights

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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