- Anti Joke

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.