- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

you suck

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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