I woke up today

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Nuneaton..

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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It says so on your cap.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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