- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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