- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Homonyms should be band.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

there once was a black man who played basketball

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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