- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Womens basketball

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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