Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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when debbie meets downer

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Cancer.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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