why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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women's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Who invented apple? God

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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