Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Rebecca Black

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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