Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

hi penis ham telephone

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I like the color potato.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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