- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

i love to lick...

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

ur gay

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Poop

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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