- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

I have an erection My mom!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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