Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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i dont fisish anythi

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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