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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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