What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

The Big Band Theory

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

I like the color potato.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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