- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

politically correct!

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Whats white? A fridge

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