- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Antoni Wilkinsin

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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