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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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