- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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