- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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