Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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