Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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