Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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brittney griner

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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vitamin c

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

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