a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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