- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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