Sixty... eight

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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