- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

How come grilled cheese?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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