Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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