- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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