how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call a black man? A person

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A woman is carried out of a bar.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What is your bill about? Clinton

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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