- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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