Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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a seal walks into a club.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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haha

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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