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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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