what's white and sticky semen

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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YOLO

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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