- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

2 + 2 = fish

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Long joke Your such a downey

A seal walks into a club.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Take wrong turns

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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