Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Amazing

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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