What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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did you stub your toe?

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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