Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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a. why? b. because

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Politics

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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