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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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