Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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