- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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