why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Whats white? A fridge

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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