what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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arena football

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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