roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

women sports....

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

cats are pussies

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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