Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A man did not like this site

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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