How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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