A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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