- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What is more worse than death? Death

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Pull my finger ouch..

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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