did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what is racecar backwards in reverse

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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