Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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why am I writing this...im bored

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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