- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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