Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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