My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

whats black and strange a paki

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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