What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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