Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Rebecca Black

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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