- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Obama lin Baden.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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