- Anti Joke

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

You all have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Rick Santorum 2012

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Caroline Kelly.