- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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