- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

2 + 2 = fish

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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