Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

BOTTOM!!!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

your mom was so fat that she died.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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