Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

I am very humble.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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