Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Sixty... eight

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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