roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Communism hehe xd

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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