What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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i was molested.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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