What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Knock knock

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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