Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Women's rights.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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women's rights

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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