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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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