A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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