- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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