A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Whats white? A fridge

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...