- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What comes after 69? mouthwash

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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