- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Anything involving women..

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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