- Anti Joke

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Arrow in the Knee!

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.