What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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jibby jobby

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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