Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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