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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What is more worse than death? Death

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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