- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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