- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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