- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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