- Anti Joke

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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