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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

breasts

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

i'm hard

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

ewrg

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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