- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

It says so on your cap.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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